Best Jokes

A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.

Doctor: Your tonsils have to come out.

Patient: I wanna second opinion.

Doctor: Okay, you're ugly, too.

I have found myself a new exciting hobby.
I go out in my car in the morning to the nearest Highway and sit with my window open and a hairdryer pointed out of the window.

It's amazing how all the cars slow down!

I used to think drinking was bad for me.

So I gave up thinking.

Looking for an ark?

I Noah guy!