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Favorite this joke Feeling alone? Feeling unwanted, like no one gives a hoot?
Do what I did... don't file your tax returns.
“That’s a nice plant,” said a woman at the florist’s shop, pointing to the flower I was buying.
“Yeah, my wife and I had an argument,” I admitted. “I was going to buy her a dozen roses, but I don’t think she’s that mad at me.”
The first-time flier was very nervous as he buckled his seat belt before takeoff. He turned to the woman in the next seat and asked, "About how often do jetliners like this crash?"
She thought a moment and replied, "Usually, just once."
As you get older a person needs to make certain adjustments...
Things like never keep the chili powder next to the cinnamon.
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