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Favorite this joke In anatomy class at medical school, suddenly one of the dead bodies sat straight up!
The instructor said, “OK, who said Abra-Cadaver?”
A new supermarket opened in New York. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you pass the milk shelves hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay.
In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.
I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.
Client: "No one ever agrees with me!"
Psychiatrist: "You don’t seem like the disagreeable type!"
Client (raising one eyebrow): “I digress.”
A lawyer returns to the parking lot to find his sports car with the headlights broken and considerable damage to the front end.
There's no sign of the offending vehicle but he's relieved to see that there's a note stuck under the windshield wiper: "Sorry, I just backed into your car. The witnesses who saw the accident are nodding and smiling at me because they think I'm leaving my name, address and phone number. But I'm not."
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