Best Jokes

I wrote a book about birds...

It flew off the shelf.

Sammy wants to test the math skills of his 5 year old cousin, Perry. He asks him, "If you have two candies and I give you two candies, how many candies will you have?"

Without hesitating, Perry answers. "Before I answer that, first give me the two candies."

Feeling alone? Feeling unwanted, like no one gives a hoot?

Do what I did... don't file your tax returns.