Best Jokes

(Wife) Eleanor Roosevelt said “intelligent people are those with ideas”.

(Husband) That sounds like me I always have ideas!

(Wife) Honey, I don’t think Mrs. Roosevelt was thinking about ideas that start out with, “Hey guys watch this!”

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

What does a turkey say the day before Thanksgiving?

Anything but gobble, gobble, gobble!

Why did Batman change in a phone booth?

Apparently he was having an identity crisis.