Best Jokes

Have you ever wondered...

Why they don't make an airplane out of the same stuff they make the indestructible black box?

Why did the bank manager quit his job?

Because he lost interest.

I was eating lunch on the 18th of February with my 10-year-old grandson and I asked him, "What day is tomorrow?"

He said, "It's President's Day!"

I asked, "What does President's Day mean?" I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln, etc.

He replied, "President's Day is when the President steps out of the White House. If he sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment."

If you replace 'W' with 'T' in "What, Where and When..."

You get the answer to each of them.