Best Jokes

A physicist, a mathematician and a computer scientist discuss what is better: a wife or a girlfriend.

The physicist: "A girlfriend. You still have freedom to experiment."

The mathematician: "A wife. You have security."

The computer scientist: "Both. When I'm not with my wife, she thinks I'm with my girlfriend. With my girlfriend it's vice versa. Then I can be with my computer without anyone disturbing me." 

Why does Mozart hate chickens?

They always say, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"

Can February March?

Don't know, but April May.

How do you measure the intelligence of a vegetable?

With an IQ-cumber!