Michael and Timothy had just left the Pub and decided to take a shortcut through O'Leary's farm when they chanced upon O'Leary's prized stallion. Promptly, Timothy raised it's tail, took a quick swipe then applied it to his lips.

Michael, dumbfounded, asked: "Is horse manure good for chapped lips?"

Timothy replied: "I don't know, but it sure keeps me from lickin' em!"