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Don in B'ville

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Member Since : Oct, 2018
# of jokes posted : 11
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 13.00
$6.00 won 3 votes

My wife said that my granddaughter has me wrapped around her little finger.

I said, "That's not true. I said 'no' to her just yesterday."

"What did she ask you?"

"She asked me if there was anything I wouldn't give her."

3 votes

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Don in B'ville" |
3 votes

"That guy was so happy that it's St Patrick's day, that he was literally bouncing off the walls!"

"Who was it?"

"Rick O'Shea."

3 votes

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posted by "Don in B'ville" |
$7.00 won 3 votes
 

I invented some new cookware...

But the critics panned it.

3 votes

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Don in B'ville" |
2 votes

Why do trees have trunks?

So they'll always be ready to leave!

2 votes

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posted by "Don in B'ville" |