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The aquarium shop where I work has been in business for more than 20 years. One Sunday a customer called wanting to buy a larger aquarium. "And by the way, I’ve spent a lot of money at your store over the years," he said. "I think I should get a discount."

"Only our owner can give a discount," I explained, "and he won’t be in until tomorrow."

When the customer said that he’d come in the next day, I asked him if there was anything else I could help him with.

"Sure," he said. "Where is your store located?"

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$15.00 won 9 votes

I read the expression 'revenge is a dish best served cold'.

Then I read 'revenge is sweet'.

I came to the conclusion that revenge is ice cream.

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posted by "srinu" |
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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce'

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posted by "Leogal" |
$15.00 won 9 votes

His wife returned from the morning shopping expedition and called her husband into the room from the garden.

"Frederick," she said heavily, "When you came home last night you told me you had been to the Grand Hotel with Mr. Wilson. I just met Mrs. Wilson, and she said you were both at the Trocadero. Why did you lie to me like that."

Hubby groaned. "When I came home last night I couldn't say 'Trocadero.'"

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "maryjones" |