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At a local gun show two guys were bragging about their wife's abilities.

"My wife's a fine shot. She can hit a dollar every time."

"That's nothing. My wife goes through my trousers and never misses a dime."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Benjones" |
$15.00 won 9 votes
 

I tried to change my password to "14days"...

It was rejected as "too weak"!

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CATEGORY Computer Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Benjones" |
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I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman…

“Mr. Cook?”

“Yes,” I replied.

“I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.”

I said, “That’s not possible, my dog doesn’t have a bike.”

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Vishal" |
$7.00 won 9 votes

The aquarium shop where I work has been in business for more than 20 years. One Sunday a customer called wanting to buy a larger aquarium. "And by the way, I’ve spent a lot of money at your store over the years," he said. "I think I should get a discount."

"Only our owner can give a discount," I explained, "and he won’t be in until tomorrow."

When the customer said that he’d come in the next day, I asked him if there was anything else I could help him with.

"Sure," he said. "Where is your store located?"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |