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I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman…

“Mr. Cook?”

“Yes,” I replied.

“I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.”

I said, “That’s not possible, my dog doesn’t have a bike.”

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Vishal" |
$7.00 won 9 votes

The aquarium shop where I work has been in business for more than 20 years. One Sunday a customer called wanting to buy a larger aquarium. "And by the way, I’ve spent a lot of money at your store over the years," he said. "I think I should get a discount."

"Only our owner can give a discount," I explained, "and he won’t be in until tomorrow."

When the customer said that he’d come in the next day, I asked him if there was anything else I could help him with.

"Sure," he said. "Where is your store located?"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$15.00 won 9 votes

I read the expression 'revenge is a dish best served cold'.

Then I read 'revenge is sweet'.

I came to the conclusion that revenge is ice cream.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "srinu" |
$25.00 won 9 votes

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce'

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Leogal" |