Husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?”
The husband said, “No sweetie.”
The woman said, “I’m sure you would.”
So the man said, “Okay, I would.”
Then the woman asked, “Would you let her sleep in our bed?”
And the man replied, “Ya, I guess so.”
Then the wife asked, “Would you let her use my golf clubs?”
And the husband replied, “No, she’s left handed.”
A 60 year old millionaire is getting married and throws a big wedding reception. His friends are quite jealous and in a quiet moment one of them asks him how did he land such a hot 23 year old beauty.
“Simple,” grins the millionaire, “I faked my age."
His friends are really amazed and ask him how much he said.
"Well," he replied, "I said I was 87!"