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His wife returned from the morning shopping expedition and called her husband into the room from the garden.

"Frederick," she said heavily, "When you came home last night you told me you had been to the Grand Hotel with Mr. Wilson. I just met Mrs. Wilson, and she said you were both at the Trocadero. Why did you lie to me like that."

Hubby groaned. "When I came home last night I couldn't say 'Trocadero.'"

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posted by "maryjones" |
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I fear my neighbor may be stalking me, she was googling my name last night on her computer...

I saw it clearly through my binoculars!

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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Why did the triangle refuse to be friends with the circle?

It found the circle pointless.

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posted by "Clown" |
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Why did the singer climb the ladder?

To reach the high notes.

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posted by "barber7796" |