Zack met an old college friend who had never married and ask him about his bachelor status.
Zack: "Tom, haven't you ever met a girl you care for?"
Tom: "Oh yes, just last week I met a girl and fell in love at first sight."
Zack: "What happened? Why didn't you get married?"
Tom: "I took a second look."
His wife returned from the morning shopping expedition and called her husband into the room from the garden.
"Frederick," she said heavily, "When you came home last night you told me you had been to the Grand Hotel with Mr. Wilson. I just met Mrs. Wilson, and she said you were both at the Trocadero. Why did you lie to me like that."
Hubby groaned. "When I came home last night I couldn't say 'Trocadero.'"