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Grandfather: Son, you've got your shoes on the wrong feet.

Grandson: But these are the only feet I have?

Grandfather: Fair enough.

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posted by "Clown" |
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He who drinks a fifth on the fourth...

May not be able to go forth on the fifth!

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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The cowboy ordered a steak at a restaurant and it was served rare, very rare. He looked at it and ask that it be returned to the kitchen and cooked.

The chef came out to inform him that the steak was cooked.

"Cooked? You call this cooked? I've seen cows hurt worse than this and they get well."

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posted by "Everleigh" |
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People are so amazing... if you tell a person that there are 270,678,934,341 stars in the universe, they'll believe you.

However if you put up a sign that says "FRESH PAINT"... that same person has to make a personal investigation!

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posted by "maryjones" |