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$15.00 won 9 votes

Young Maiden: "Yes, I've been asked many times to get married."

Friend: "Really, who's asked you?"

Young Maiden: "My mother and father."

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posted by "barber7796" |
$12.00 won 9 votes

Uncle Jack drove up to the drug store in high distress. He stamped into the store, talking to himself.

"Are you the fresh young fellow that sold me this this stuff yesterday and told me it was toothpaste?" Uncle Jack inquired of the clerk.

"Yes sir," replied the clerk.

"Well, this morning I tried for half and hour, and I'll be darned if it would make my teeth stick in!"

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "maryjones" |
$50.00 won 9 votes

I had the rudest, slowest, and nastiest cashier today...

That’s the last time I use the self checkout lane!

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
$10.00 won 9 votes

I decided to do research on my ancestry and went to a genealogy professional.

First question: "Have you any poor relations?"

"Not any that I know."

Second question: "Have you any rich relations?"

"Not any that know me."

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "maryjones" |