Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because today they got into a fight and 2021...
Teacher: "You are the only one in the entire class who makes so many mistakes in the homework assignment."
Student: "That is not true, I am not the only one. My parents are involved in this as well!"
Rita: Did your family move a lot when you were younger?
Greta: They did. But I always found them!
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer...
I saw it through my telescope last night.