Best Jokes

A man walked into a record store and asked the assistant, “Have you got anything by The Doors?”

“Yes,” she said, “a bucket and a fire extinguisher.”

School supplies now a days:

1. Cellphone
2. Charger
3. Headphones
4. iPod
5. Food
6. Money
7. Copied homework

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "If you don't do the following, your husband will soon have a nervous breakdown:

1. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast.
2. Be pleasant and make sure he is in a good mood.
3. For lunch, make him a nutritious meal.
4. For dinner, prepare him something especially nice.
5. Don't burden him with chores as he probably had a hard day.
6. Don't discuss your problems with him.
7. And most importantly, keep him far away from your mother."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor said to her. She replied, "He said you'll soon have a nervous breakdown."

"Daddy, did you know that girls are smarter than boys?"

"No, I didn’t know that."

"There you go."