Best Jokes

The cleaning lady comes to the bank manager...

"Can you please give me the key of the safe vault?"

"What?! What for?"

"It's always so time consuming to have to use my hairpin in order to clean it!"

Mother Lion: Junior, what are you doing?

Lion Cub: I’m chasing a hunter around a tree.

Mother Lion: How many times must I tell you not to play with your food?

I was talking with my best friend the other day, and we talked about a very beautiful girl who was married to a very rich yet very ugly man.

"What a pity!" she said.

"Why?" I asked.

"It's a pity I wasn't the bride," she said with a deep sigh.

The warehouse foreman walked up on a worker and caught him napping.

"Hey!" the foreman shouted. "Why aren't you working?"

"Because I didn't see you coming."