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Favorite this joke My friend is a Genie in a bottle.
One day he came home from work frustrated with his current master. I asked why.
He replied, "I don't know, he just rubs me the wrong way."
Preventive Medicine Belief:
Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.
Doctor: Oh, really?
Mary: Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take it!
What is unique about Humans?
Humans are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo...
So I had to put my foot down.
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