Customer: "Excuse me, but are you looking to hire any help at present?"
Manager: "No, we already have all the staff we need."
Customer: "In that case, would you mind getting someone to wait on me?"
The Scots invented golf...
Which might explain why they invented Scotch.
What are generational golfers?
People with links to the past.
A sign outside of a hotel read:
"Help! We need inn-experienced people!"