Best Jokes

A sign outside of a hotel read:

"Help! We need inn-experienced people!"

One day, these two men we're playing a round of golf. Two women were playing in front of them very slowly. The first guy turns to his friend and says, "Hey, I'm going to to ask those ladies if they mind letting us play ahead."

He begins walking over, stops halfway, and returns, saying, "We've got a problem. One of those women is my wife, the other is my mistress."

His buddy replies, "That's okay, I'll go talk to them."

He walks over and promptly returns. "Well," he says, "looks like we've got the same problem."

The police just pulled me over, he came up to my window and said, “Papers?”

I replied, “Scissors, I win” and drove off.

I think he wants a re-match because he’s been following me for 45 minutes.