My friends asked me to go camping, so I made a list of the things I would need:
“1. New friends.”
I've heard of Preparation H...
But what happened to Preparations A through G?
What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
An offer you can’t understand.
A man was waiting for a bus. When the bus arrived he asked the driver, "How much for the bus?"
The the driver replied, "It's one dollar."
The man said, "Get everyone out of the bus, I'll take it!"