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An offer you can’t understand.
A man was waiting for a bus. When the bus arrived he asked the driver, "How much for the bus?"
The the driver replied, "It's one dollar."
The man said, "Get everyone out of the bus, I'll take it!"
Daughter: "Mom, can you lend me $100?"
Mother: "What? Do you think I have $50? Don't you know it's hard to earn $20? Even $10 I don't have. Luckily I keep $5 in my purse. How about I lend you $2?"
Daughter: "Give it to me quickly. It might come down to $1."
Our favorite restaurant has a waitress whose name-tag reads "Beautiful".
"Is that really your name?" I asked her.
"No," she admitted. "But if people are going to holler at me all day, I can at least be called something I like."
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