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Favorite this joke It has been finally realized that babies born on holidays are more than likely to be little girls...
The reason is because there is no mail delivery on holidays.
Age is a question of mind over matter...
If you don’t mind, it doesn't matter.
In a Podiatrist's window there was a sign:
"Time Wounds All Heels!"
A civil servant is badly hurt, after falling down the stairs at city hall. He is taken to the hospital where he remains in a coma for several days.
Finally, an eye opens and his doctor tells him, "My friend, I have bad news and I have good news. First of all, you'll never be able to work again."
"Okay," muttered the injured bureaucrat. "What's the bad news?"
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