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Favorite this joke Diner: "Did you hear about that rooster they discovered in Tibet that actually lays eggs??"
Waitress: "No way! A rooster that lays eggs up by Katmandu?"
Diner: "Yep - he now goes by the name of 'Himalayin'..."
I think I may need professional help...
A chef, a butler, and a maid should do it.
On a visit to the zoo, a small 3 year old boy passes the stork exhibit and looks up at the birds intently.
As his family then moves on, he turns to his father and says, "Gee Daddy, they didn't even recognize me."
We were celebrating the 100th anniversary of our church, and several former pastors and the bishop were in attendance.
At one point, our minister had the children gather at the altar for a talk about the importance of the day. He began by asking, "Does anyone know what the bishop does?"
There was silence. Finally, one little boy answered gravely, "He's the one you can move diagonally."
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