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Favorite this joke My best friend when I was a kid was Andy Zoff.
He was the fastest boy at my school.
You can't spell gravity without gravy...
And you can't spill gravy without gravity!
What do you call a priest who returns stuff to the store?
Holy redeemer.
At this week's family history and tradition class, the teacher asked the young class how to describe old folks.
Olivia raised her hand and answered, "Over the Hill."
"Yes, good answer," said the teacher.
"Yes, Johnny, do you have another nickname?"
"Long in the Toot," Johnny responded.
The teacher corrected him. "You meant Long in the Tooth, didn't you?"
"Not at all, you never been behind my Grandpa, have you?"
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