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Favorite this joke Teacher: What are you grateful for?
Megan: I’m grateful for the big man upstairs.
Little Johnny: Not me, the big man upstairs drives me nuts! He practices river dancing every night for an hour.
Teacher: Little Johnny, did you finish your reading assignment?
Little Johnny: No, but I don't like to read.
Teacher: Have you ever heard of George Washington, Abraham Lincoln or Bubba B. Snodgrass?
Little Johnny: Who is Bubba B. Snodgrass?
Teacher: He's a guy that didn't like to read.
A woman was shopping for a new dress to wear to her 30th year high school reunion where a bunch of teenage girls were also shopping for a dress for prom night.
“Eeeeewwwwwwww”, said one young girl, looking at the dress she was holding. “This dress makes me look like I’m 40!”
“Gimme that dress!” says the woman as she snatched the dress from the young girl’s hand. "That’s EXACTLY what I’m looking for!"
Little Johnny's mother: "Johnny, your teacher mailed me a permission slip so she could offer you the part of a marionette in the school play and I signed it."
Little Johnny: "I know and she offered me the part but I turned it down. You never want to play a part that has that many strings attached."
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