I was helping out with a tennis camp for little kids. At the beginning, the tennis pro running the event was talking about good sportsmanship.
He asked, "Can anyone tell me what a good sport is?"
This cute little 5-year-old raised his hand, got called on, and said, "Baseball."
THINGS YOU MAY HEAR JUST BEFORE UNEMPLOYMENT...
- I don't know what we'll do without you, but we are going to try!
- We told everyone you are leaving because of illness. The truth is I'm sick of you.
- It's not that you aren't a responsible worker. In fact, you've been responsible for more disasters than anyone else in the place.
- Today I'm going to mix business with pleasure. You're fired!
- I've got good news for you. You won't have to worry about being late for work ever again.
- Tell me, how long have you been with us not counting tomorrow?
Why do people recite at a play but play at a recital?
A little girl struggling to complete a problem in class asks her teacher for help.
The teacher looks at the page and tells the student, "Do not worry, with all the resources here we can figure it out. The answer is a foot."
The girl looks at the page with a confused gaze and says, "But its math class!"