French Chef: How do our French dishes compare with your American ones?
Tourist: They break just as easily.
Tom: Did you ever see a catfish?
Joe: Sure!
Tom: How did it hold the rod?
Bob: What are you doing with a pencil and paper?
Ted: I’m writing a letter to my brother.
Bob: But you don’t know how to write.
Ted: That’s okay, my brother can’t read.
I was helping out with a tennis camp for little kids. At the beginning, the tennis pro running the event was talking about good sportsmanship.
He asked, "Can anyone tell me what a good sport is?"
This cute little 5-year-old raised his hand, got called on, and said, "Baseball."