Best Jokes

Today I learned that if you flip a canoe over you can wear it as a hat...

Because it's cap-sized!

Teen #1: I took the girl you set me up with to a matinee, we watched the Wizard of Oz. Afterwards we went to brunch.

Teen #2: Sounds great, will there be a second date?

Teen #1: I don’t think so, during the meal she kept clicking her heels together three times.

French Chef: How do our French dishes compare with your American ones?

Tourist: They break just as easily.