Best Jokes

You can't spell gravity without gravy...

And you can't spill gravy without gravity!

A daddy was listening to his child say his prayer and he hear a "Dear Harold."

At this, dad interrupted and said, "Wait a minute, why did you call God 'Harold'?"

The little boy looked up and said, "That's what they call Him in church. You know the prayer we say, 'Our Father, who art in Heaven, Harold be Thy name.'"

What do you call a priest who returns stuff to the store?

Holy redeemer.