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$10.00 won 2 votes

Teen #1: I took the girl you set me up with to a matinee, we watched the Wizard of Oz. Afterwards we went to brunch.

Teen #2: Sounds great, will there be a second date?

Teen #1: I don’t think so, during the meal she kept clicking her heels together three times.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
$5.00 won 2 votes

French Chef: How do our French dishes compare with your American ones?

Tourist: They break just as easily.

2 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
2 votes

Tom: Did you ever see a catfish?

Joe: Sure!

Tom: How did it hold the rod?

2 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Bob: What are you doing with a pencil and paper?

Ted: I’m writing a letter to my brother.

Bob: But you don’t know how to write.

Ted: That’s okay, my brother can’t read.

2 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |