Teen #1: I took the girl you set me up with to a matinee, we watched the Wizard of Oz. Afterwards we went to brunch.
Teen #2: Sounds great, will there be a second date?
Teen #1: I don’t think so, during the meal she kept clicking her heels together three times.
French Chef: How do our French dishes compare with your American ones?
Tourist: They break just as easily.
Tom: Did you ever see a catfish?
Joe: Sure!
Tom: How did it hold the rod?
Bob: What are you doing with a pencil and paper?
Ted: I’m writing a letter to my brother.
Bob: But you don’t know how to write.
Ted: That’s okay, my brother can’t read.