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Favorite this joke Apparently, independent studies have discovered that the internet is an addictive agent which, they say, is just as powerful as drugs or alcohol.
However, researchers go on to say that the internet is actually much more dangerous than these addictive substances, since it is a terminal addiction.
I was so unpopular at school they used to call me "Batteries"...
Because I was never included in anything.
"How's the new turkey you hired on as temp IT Assistant?"
"Well, she's good at de-bugging, and works for chickenfeed. But her typing is atrocious--all she can do is hunt & peck."
A visitor to the North Pole was given the grand tour of the place by Santa Claus.
The visitor suddenly exclaimed, "What a huge reindeer! But why doesn't it have any antlers?"
Santa replied, "Well, there are several reasons that a reindeer might not have antlers. Some reindeer get their antlers late, some reindeer have their antlers broken off in a fight and some reindeer never grow any antlers at all."
The tourist moved closer for a better look and asked, "What happened to this one?"
Santa replied, from fifty yards away, "He was born a horse."
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