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Favorite this joke Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 32, looking for some action!"
So I sent her my ironing, that'll keep her busy.
Apparently, independent studies have discovered that the internet is an addictive agent which, they say, is just as powerful as drugs or alcohol.
However, researchers go on to say that the internet is actually much more dangerous than these addictive substances, since it is a terminal addiction.
I was so unpopular at school they used to call me "Batteries"...
Because I was never included in anything.
"How's the new turkey you hired on as temp IT Assistant?"
"Well, she's good at de-bugging, and works for chickenfeed. But her typing is atrocious--all she can do is hunt & peck."
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