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Favorite this joke Why are men with pierced ears well prepared for marriage?
Because they have already experienced pain and bought jewelry.
What happened when the grape was crushed?
It let out a little wine...
Saw the cutest TRIPLETS in the mall last week. Each had a personalized shirt.
1st shirt said: I WAS PLANNED.
2nd one said: I WAS NOT.
3rd said: ME NEITHER!
Doctors were told to contribute to the construction of a new wing at the hospital. What did they do?
The allergists voted to scratch it.
The dermatologists preferred no rash moves.
The podiatrists thought it was a big step forward.
The gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it.
The ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
The neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve.
The orthopedists issued a joint resolution.
The pediatricians said, "grow up."
The psychiatrists thought it was madness.
The surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The radiologists could see right through it.
The internists thought it was a hard pill to swallow.
The cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
And the plastic surgeons said, "this puts a whole new face on the matter."
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