Patient: "Doc, I am very stressed out and I am not getting proper sleep at night."
Doctor: "I am giving you some medicines and sleeping pills."
Patient: "Is this going to help?"
Doctor: "Yes, just give it to your wife before going to bed."
Q: Why don’t prison wardens serve strawberries?
A: They keep making the prisoners break out.
Always give 100% at work!
Monday - 14%
Tuesday: - 26%
Wednesday - 42%
Thursday - 15%
Friday - 3%
Geography teacher asked if I could name a country with no 'R' in it.
I said, "No way!"