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I grew up living paycheck to paycheck...

But through hard work, time and perseverance...

I now live direct deposit to direct deposit!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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Where do vehicles go during the summer?

To the carpool!

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posted by "Clown" |
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Why did the farmer plough his field with a steam roller?

Because he wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
posted by "Heaven" |
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I always read my wife's horoscope...

To see what kind of day I am going to have.

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Kyoto" |