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Turtles

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Member Since : Nov, 2020
# of jokes posted : 9
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eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 5.00
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The married couple were in the middle of an argument.

Husband: "Do u know the meaning of the word WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime!'"

Wife: "You're wrong, it means 'With Idiot For Ever!'"

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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While my parents were making their funeral arrangements, the cemetery salesman pointed out a plot that he thought they would like. “You’ll have a beautiful view of the swan pond,” he assured them.

Dad wasn’t sold. Without missing a beat he told the salesman, “Unless you’re including a periscope with my casket, I don’t know how I’m going to enjoy that.”

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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