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Favorite this joke Years of smoking finally caught up with my friend John one morning when he keeled over at work, clutching his heart. He was rushed to a hospital and peppered with questions.
"Do you smoke?" asked a paramedic.
"No," John whispered. "I quit."
"That's good. When did you quit?"
"Around 9:30 this morning."
"Can I have a cigarette?" Jill asked.
"I thought you quit smoking," Mary said
"I'm in the process of quitting," Jill said. "Right now I am in the middle of phase one."
"What's phase one?" Mary asked.
"I've quit buying," Jill replied.
Why are ghosts always honest?
They have no choice, you can see right through them!
School kids were having a debate about the U.S. Presidential election.
Emma said, “We need a candidate who is willing to tax the ultra rich and give to the poor”.
Little Johnny stood up and said, “I didn’t know Robin Hood was running!”
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