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Favorite this joke She was the champ!
The champion dreidel player, famous for her remarkable winnings, was known as the world’s 'top-top' earner.
Rebecca said to her husband, “Do you know the neighbor’s daughter scored a 99 on her math exam?”
Her husband Tom, sipping his tea, remarked, “Really? What happened to the remaining 1 point?”
Rebecca replied sarcastically, “Your son scored it.”
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To visit someone that is not very smart.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
The chicken!
My husband was water-skiing when he fell into the river. As the boat circled to pick him up, he noticed a hunter sitting in a duck boat in the reeds.
My husband put his hands in the air and joked, “Don’t shoot!”
The hunter responded, “Don’t quack.”
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