Best Jokes

I once had an invisible calendar.

Now that's something you don't see every day.

Mrs. Marble, a Sunday School teacher, was telling her students about the time when Lot's wife looked back at Sodom she turned into a pillar of salt.

Little Percy interrupted. “My mommy looked back once while she was driving,” he announced, “and she turned into a telephone pole.”

How do you get a fish high?

Give it some sea-weed.