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Favorite this joke Magistrate: "What was he doing when you arrested him?"
Policeman: "He was arguing with a taxi driver, Your Honor."
Magistrate: "That is no proof he was drunk."
Policeman: "Well, Your Honor, there was no taxi driver there."
I grew up living paycheck to paycheck...
But through hard work, time and perseverance...
I now live direct deposit to direct deposit!
Where do vehicles go during the summer?
To the carpool!
Why did the farmer plough his field with a steam roller?
Because he wanted to grow mashed potatoes.
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