Best Jokes

The warehouse foreman walked up on a worker and caught him napping.

"Hey!" the foreman shouted. "Why aren't you working?"

"Because I didn't see you coming."

Did you hear? Chef Careless was arrested for assault. He was caught whipping the cream and beating the eggs!

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all watching a dolphin do some excellent tricks.

The dolphin notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he jumps higher out of the water and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"

And they respond: "Yes." "Oui." "Sí." "Ja."

A woman walks into a fabric shop and says, "May I have three yards of Satan, please? I'm making a dress for my sister."

"I believe you mean satin, ma'am," the shopkeeper replies. "Satan is something that looks like the devil."

"Oh, then you've seen my sister!"