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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all watching a dolphin do some excellent tricks.
The dolphin notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he jumps higher out of the water and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"
And they respond: "Yes." "Oui." "Sí." "Ja."
A woman walks into a fabric shop and says, "May I have three yards of Satan, please? I'm making a dress for my sister."
"I believe you mean satin, ma'am," the shopkeeper replies. "Satan is something that looks like the devil."
"Oh, then you've seen my sister!"
My new girlfriend told me I'm terrible in bed.
I told her it's unfair to make a judgement in less than a minute.
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