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Favorite this joke I always read my wife's horoscope...
To see what kind of day I am going to have.
Jack: How’s it going?
Beans: Pretty good.
Jack and the Beans talk.
"How about two of them?" asked the pharmacist to the man who was buying a toothbrush. "One for your wife?"
"No, thanks. When I buy a new one, I always give her the old one."
He paused while several other curstomers in the store gasped, and then he added, "She uses it to clean her shoes."
The teacher asks: "Now, Susan, how many fingers have you?"
Susan: "Ten."
Teacher: "Right. Now if you lost four of them, what would you have?"
Susan: "No more piano lessons."
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