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Favorite this joke Why did the farmer plough his field with a steam roller?
Because he wanted to grow mashed potatoes.
I always read my wife's horoscope...
To see what kind of day I am going to have.
Jack: How’s it going?
Beans: Pretty good.
Jack and the Beans talk.
"How about two of them?" asked the pharmacist to the man who was buying a toothbrush. "One for your wife?"
"No, thanks. When I buy a new one, I always give her the old one."
He paused while several other curstomers in the store gasped, and then he added, "She uses it to clean her shoes."
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