Best Jokes

School kids were having a debate about the U.S. Presidential election.

Emma said, “We need a candidate who is willing to tax the ultra rich and give to the poor”.

Little Johnny stood up and said, “I didn’t know Robin Hood was running!”

Two vacuum cleaners are arguing...

"You suck!"
"No, you suck!"

"You suck worse!"
"I don't suck!"

"Why not?"
"I'm not plugged in!"

A police officer saw a woman knitting as she was driving. He could not believe his eyes. He yelled at her to pull over. She rolled down her window and yelled back, "No, its a scarf!"