Your jokes are so old and stale...
If they had a sale by date, it would be roman numerals!
What is the link between a dentist and a veterinarian?
They both work with K-9's!
Why did the little girl stick her thumb in a paint can each time she went outside to help her mom in the garden?
She just wanted to have a green thumb like her mother.
Why did the farmer put GPS on his spice rack?
Because he couldn't keep track of the thyme.