Best Jokes

What’s the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes whack and then "Darn!" while a skydiver goes “Darn!” and then whack.

Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?

It was full.

A school girl was required to write an essay of two hundred and fifty words about an automobile. She submitted the following:

"My uncle bought an automobile. He was riding in the country when it busted going up a hill. I guess this is about fifty words. The other two hundred are what my uncle said when he was walking back to town, but they are not for publication."

Teacher: "You are the only one in the entire class who makes so many mistakes in the homework assignment."

Student: "That is not true, I am not the only one. My parents are involved in this as well!"