Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family...
... in another city!
My paramedic team was called to an emergency. Before we took the patient to the hospital, I had a question for his wife. “Does your husband have any cardiac problems?” I asked.
“Yes,” she said with a note of concern. “His cardiologist just died.”
I’ve been really depressed lately. A friend told me I should go to the petting zoo perhaps, to cheer up.
I went today, but not one person would pet me.
Zack met an old college friend who had never married and ask him about his bachelor status.
Zack: "Tom, haven't you ever met a girl you care for?"
Tom: "Oh yes, just last week I met a girl and fell in love at first sight."
Zack: "What happened? Why didn't you get married?"
Tom: "I took a second look."