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I was really angry at my friend Mark for stealing my dictionary!

I said, “Mark, my words!”

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Me: "I think I have a crush on Beyoncé..."

Her: "Whatever floats your boat."

Me: "No, that’s buoyancy."

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I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9...

The odds were against me.

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Hebert was being examined by the family doctor who, after carefully examining said, "Yes, it is chronic evil which has deprived you of health and happiness."

"Shh!" cautioned Hebert. "For heaven's sake doc, speak softly as the wife is sitting in the next room."

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posted by "Benjones" |