When a neighbor's home was burglarized, I decided to be more safety conscious. But my measly front-door lock wasn’t going to stop anyone, so I hung this sign outside: "Nancy, don’t come in. The snake is loose. Mom."
Why are buildings called buildings? Shouldn't they be called builts?
Little Johnny's teacher was preparing the students for the upcoming Spelling Bee when she asked Johnny to "Spell Straight."
Little Johnny: "S-T-R-A-I-G-H-T."
Teacher: "Correct; what does it mean?"
Little Johnny: "Without ginger ale."
Teacher to the class: "How can we keep our school clean?"
Student: "By staying at home?"