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What is the most tired part of a car?

What else, the exhaust pipe!

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posted by "Heaven" |
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When a neighbor's home was burglarized, I decided to be more safety conscious. But my measly front-door lock wasn’t going to stop anyone, so I hung this sign outside: "Nancy, don’t come in. The snake is loose. Mom."

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posted by "aak" |
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Why are buildings called buildings? Shouldn't they be called builts?

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posted by "tawnjun" |
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Little Johnny's teacher was preparing the students for the upcoming Spelling Bee when she asked Johnny to "Spell Straight."

Little Johnny: "S-T-R-A-I-G-H-T."

Teacher: "Correct; what does it mean?"

Little Johnny: "Without ginger ale."

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posted by "Egbert" |