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When a neighbor's home was burglarized, I decided to be more safety conscious. But my measly front-door lock wasn’t going to stop anyone, so I hung this sign outside: "Nancy, don’t come in. The snake is loose. Mom."

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "aak" |
$15.00 won 9 votes

Why are buildings called buildings? Shouldn't they be called builts?

9 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "tawnjun" |
$6.00 won 9 votes

Little Johnny's teacher was preparing the students for the upcoming Spelling Bee when she asked Johnny to "Spell Straight."

Little Johnny: "S-T-R-A-I-G-H-T."

Teacher: "Correct; what does it mean?"

Little Johnny: "Without ginger ale."

9 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Egbert" |
$7.00 won 9 votes

Teacher to the class: "How can we keep our school clean?"

Student: "By staying at home?"

9 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Kyoto" |