Best Jokes

$50.00 won 9 votes

ME: "I will take $50 on pump one please..."

BARTENDER: "Sir, please get your mouth off the keg!"

9 votes

posted by "Chloe2015" |
$10.00 won 9 votes

John: Ants really work hard. They work and work and never play.

Peter: Then how come every time I go for a picnic, THERE they are?

9 votes

posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$25.00 won 9 votes

Playing golf with his buddies, my grandfather had to make a slick 25-foot putt. As he lined it up, he announced, "I have a dollar bill that says I can make this putt. Does anyone want to bet?"

His three friends eagerly agreed to the wager. My grandfather missed the putt by ten feet, and his friends gathered around to collect their money. Granddad pulled out a dollar bill on which he had written, "I can make this putt."

His pals are still trying to collect on the bet and grandpa is too.

9 votes

posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$25.00 won 9 votes

A local citizen ran for a political position for the first time and won. "Congratulate me," he says to his wife. "I won the nomination!"

The wife replies, surprised, "Honestly?"

"Now why in thunder did you want to bring up that point for?"

9 votes

posted by "Benjones" |