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Wife #1: Hey, Lynn, tell me this. How did you get your husband from staying out late?

Wife #2: Well, every time he would come home I would simply say, 'Mike, is that you?'

Wife #1: But I still don't understand. How did that kept him from staying out?

Wife #2: My husband's name is Andrew...

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "maryjones" |
$15.00 won 9 votes
 


“Nice dog. What’s its name?” I asked my friend’s 10-year-old son.

“Bob,” he said.

“And your cat?”

“Bob.”

“How do you keep them straight?”

“Well one is Bob Cat and the other is Bob Barker,” the boy answered.

“Tell him your rabbit’s name,” his father suggested.

The kid smiled and said, “Dennis Hopper.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Adie Peter" |
$5.00 won 9 votes

Romeo: "Somebody loves me."

Juliet: "Who loves you?"

Romeo: "Do you know that beautiful girl who moved into the corner house last week? I sang a serenade under her window last night, and she threw me a beautiful red, red rose."

Juliet: "In a moment of mad love?"

Romeo: "No, in a three pound pot."

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CATEGORY Love Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Everleigh" |
$7.00 won 9 votes
 

Why can't towels tell jokes?

Because they have a dry sense of humor.

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Heaven" |