Best Jokes

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Q: What kind of room has no windows or doors?

A: A mushroom.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Q: What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?

A: A coat of paint.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Steve phoned his dentist when he received a huge bill. "I'm shocked!" he complained. "This is three times what you normally charge."

"Yes, I know," said the dentist. "But you yelled so loud, you scared away two other patients."

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CATEGORY Dentist Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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Two emos walk in to a bar.

One says, "We should hang out sometime!"

The other says, "Sure, what tree?"

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posted by "jazzy222" |