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Favorite this joke Two sewing machines are sitting at a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "Hey, aren't you a Singer?!"
It turns and says, "Why? Ja-no-me?"
And then the bartender said, "Oh Brother."
An investment banker decides she needs in-house counsel, so she interviews a young lawyer. "Mr. Cohen," she says, "would you say you’re honest?"
"Honest?" replies Mr. Cohen. "Let me tell you something about honesty. My father lent me $75,000 for my education, and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my first case."
"Impressive. And what sort of case was that?"
"Dad sued me for the money."
At their high school reunion, Sarah and Esther meet up for the first time in fifty years.
Sarah begins to tell Esther about her children: "My son is a doctor and he's got four kids. My daughter is married to a lawyer and they have three great kids. So tell me Esther, how about your kids?"
Esther replies, "Unfortunately, Morty and I don't have any children and so we have no grandchildren either."
Sarah says, "No children and no grandchildren... so tell me, Esther, what do you do for aggravation?"
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
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