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Why did the man place scissors inside the refrigerator?

To remind himself he needed cold cuts!

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posted by "Wano U" |
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As a new school principal, Mr. Mitchell was checking over his school on the first day.

Passing the stockroom, he was startled to see the door wide open and teachers bustling in and out, carrying off books and supplies in preparation for the arrival of students the next day. The school where he had been at previously had used a check-out system only slightly less elaborate than that at Fort Knox.

Cautiously, he asked the school's long time custodian, "Do you think it's wise to keep the stock room unlocked and to let the teachers take things without requisitions?"

The Custodian looked at him gravely... "We trust them with the children, don't we?"

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places.

He told me to quit going to those places.

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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Mama Skunk had two children named In and Out.

The two were always on the go, but rarely in one place at the same time. Whenever In was in, Out was out. Whenever In was out, Out was in.

One day at dinner time, Out was home, but In was no where to be seen. Mama Skunk sent Out out to bring In in for dinner. Out quickly returned with In and Mama was amazed.

"However did you find In so quickly in all the vast forest?" asked Mama.

"Easy," said Out. "Instinct!"

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |