Best Jokes

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way...

Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

My wife has been putting glue all over my rifle collection.

She's denying it, but I'm sticking to my guns.

My Grandma always used to say, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away. "

I don't know if that's true, or just one of Granny's myths.

Why did James Bond have gray hair?

Because he had no time to dye.